Secret Meeting of Ministers as Situation Worsens

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A secret meeting of Campus Ministers involved with Music Ministry occurred yesterday as Traditionalist population continues to decline.

The Benedictine College Ministry of Music met yesterday in the St. Benedict Abbey Crypt. This secret meeting is said to play a significant role in the population control of Traditionalists.

Members of PETT, People for the Ethical Treatment of Traditionalists, camped out in front of the Abbey in order to show their support for the Traditionalists.

One such member, Jeremy Canon described the scene.

“It was very interesting. There was a Traditionalist standing outside the Abbey while the Music Ministers walked into the Abbey. We watched as several of these people came in actually wearing anti-Traditionalist t-shirts. The poor thing, you could tell, was confused and a little hurt at what he was witnessing.”

“This situation has been described by prominent scientists as desperate,” he commented. “I was sure hoping that maybe something positive may have come about at this meeting, but from the outset, it didn’t look like that was going to be the case.”

Earlier in the week, a research group named “The BUNKER” published report 306 which stated that Traditionalists were on a decline. This prompted members of a group, known as P.E.T.T. to start a campaign to encourage support for Traditionalists.

The Benedictine College Ministry of Music did not comment on what was said at this secret meeting, due to the fact that it was supposed to be kept secret.

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